Men Are Hard To Please

The problem with guys

If you treat him nicely, he says you are in love with him;
If you don’t, he says that you are proud.
If you dress nicely, he says that you are trying to lure him;
If you don’t, he says that you are from Kampung.
If you argue with him, he says that you are stubborn;
If you keep quite, he says that you have no brains.
If you are smarter than him, he’ll lost face;
If he’s smarter than you, he is great.
If you don’t love him, he will try to possess you;
If you love him, he will try to leave you.
If you don’t make love with him, he says that you don’t love him;
If you do!!! He says that you are cheap,
If you tell him your problem, he says that you are troublesome;
If you don’t, he says that you don’t trust him.
If you scold him, he says that you are a nanny to him;
If he scolds you, it is because he cares for you.
If you break for promise, you cannot be trusted;
If he breaks his, he is forced to do so.
If you smoke, you are a bad girl;
If he smokes, he is a gentleman.
If you do well in your exams, he says it’s luck;
If he does well, it’s brains.
If you hurt him, you are cruel;
If he hurts you, you are too sensitive!!!
Oh Guys…. You are just so hard to please….